About

Perhaps you are a woman to whom the glories of femininity do not come naturally. This blog will help you to learn how to behave, think and look like a proper woman. We also feature the occasional post by a feminazi (thank you Daily Mail for that useful term), to show you how not to think.

HEALTH AND SAFETY WARNING: Please note that posts include a heavy dose of sarcasm and are laced with snark. If you are allergic to such ingredients, please navigate away now.

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10 Responses to “About”

  1. Naomi November 15, 2012 at 10:18 pm #

    Bettina introduced me to your site & I love reading your posts – as an overweight opinionated single woman I am keenly feeling the effects of being an inadequate woman so needs as much help as I can get.
    In the quest for self-improvement I stumbled across this guy http://www.therulesrevisited.com/p/about-this-blog.html – he sounds so dreamy, how do you think I can go about catching him? It will also provide no end of inspiration should you (ahem) ever dry up. Right I’m off to Toon to drown my sorrows with an unfeminine bevarage or 5 but I’d best make an effort by washing my hair and putting heels on eh?
    Best wishes, Naomi

  2. NaturalWoman November 16, 2012 at 4:16 pm #

    Hi Naomi,

    Thank you – I’m so glad that my posts are proving useful. I’m especially grateful that you’ve pointed me in the direction of this fabulous American dreamboat, who can help us all to be more appealing to men. Having read some of his “important posts” (his categorisation not mine) I am in a bit of quandary (happens to the best of us). To wear heels or not to wear heels? Apparently, women should wear heels because it makes our backs arch in way that makes us attractive to men, even if we are ugly, old and “need to work out”. On the other hand, by being tall, I am apparently already at a “distinct disadvantage” when it comes to finding a man. Says the dreamboat blogger, I should only wear heels that make me no more than 1 inch taller than the men that I want to attract. What should I do? Maybe amputate part of my legs? But will my back still arch in a sexually attractive way if I put heels on hacked-off limbs?

    If you must drink alcohol when you go out tonight (a most unladylike activity) can I insist that you NEVER drink a pint. If you like lager, please, I beg you, stick to halves.

    I have been reading a range of tips on how to bag a dream man lately. Many of these have been in Cosmpolitan, my fave magazine. I hope to combine these tips by those offered by our Dreamboat blogger, thereby creating THE definitive guide on how to make a man fall in love with you.

    Thanks again,

    Natural Woman

  3. TheGirl March 7, 2013 at 2:03 am #

    I love your site!

  4. knittedfog April 19, 2013 at 10:02 am #

    It’s always good to receive a ‘like’ but even better to be able to send one. Thanks.

    • NaturalWoman April 19, 2013 at 12:36 pm #

      Thank you! I’m sure I will continue to enjoy your posts

  5. ckaztiyo17 May 27, 2013 at 10:03 pm #

    I just wanted you to know that I’ve nominated you for a Liebster Award and you can read all about it here:http://kastiyos.wordpress.com/2013/05/27/liebster-award-nomination-woot-woot/

    Congrats!
    Kastiyos ❤

    • NaturalWoman May 28, 2013 at 7:20 am #

      Wow! Thanks very much!

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