50 Shades of Pink Laptops

7 Apr

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Perhaps you have the raw talent to pen a literary masterpiece, much like the one above by yours truly. Perhaps, though, you lack the technical know-how to be able to type up your creations on a standard computer. If this is you, worry not sister, as Fujitsu, Delle and Eurostar have created tablets, e-pads and laptops that are simple enough for even a woman to get the hang of.

First of all, lets check out Eurostar’s E-pad Femme. It may sound like a make of sanitary towel, but in fact it is every woman’s dream. It comes with a whole range of woman-friendly apps pre-downloaded (so that you don’t need to get in a tizzy when you can’t manage to procure them yourself): a tape-measure app, to make sure you aren’t getting too chubby, a cooking app, so you can make your husband a delicious dinner every night and a “woman’s assistant” app, which provides you with weight-loss tips (if you didn’t know it already, YOU’RE FAT). Likewise, technology giant Delle’s for her Della (see what they did there?) website offers tips on calorie counting and cooking.

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E-pad Femme

Although the E-pad Femme comes in a pretty shade of pink, it may not be glamorous enough for every woman. Ladies with a taste for all things diamante may prefer Fujitsu’s latest model. Since females are attracted to shiny things (men, take note and get some pejazzle sorted), Fujitsu has come up with the sinister-sounding Floral Kiss computer, which features bejewelled keys, a power button with a “pearl-like accent,” gold-trimmed casing and “a flip latch that can easily open the display—even by users with long fingernails.Charmed, I’m sure. I have made a note in my Ladydate Diary to buy a Floral Kiss (and hope against hope that no one ever performs one on me). I will then be able to finish my erotic parody 50 Shades of Pink safe in the knowledge that my manicure will not suffer.

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Ladydate Diary, complete with gold-grained cover and gilted edges, so you can keep track of all your ladydates to do ladylike things in style.

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7 Responses to “50 Shades of Pink Laptops”

  1. Liz Terry April 8, 2013 at 11:50 am #

    Good grief! Where will it end?

  2. Sssukiii April 8, 2013 at 12:45 pm #

    Is anyone actually buying these?!

    • NaturalWoman April 8, 2013 at 1:02 pm #

      7000 sales of the E-pad Femme, apparently. Doesn’t seem very many considering it was marketed across the Middle East and further into Asia

  3. victorbarraso April 11, 2013 at 5:31 pm #

    Someone was reading to me an article about it on the Stylist magazine and I could not believe my hears. I thought it was kind of an isolated incident, but after your article I realised that is not just this case on “specialised” e-pad female friendly.
    What I don’t understand is how can they get away with it.

    By the way, your blog looks pretty cool. I mean, I like it.
    Well done.

    • NaturalWoman April 11, 2013 at 6:55 pm #

      Hi Victor. Sadly, the e-pad femme is not an exception. There are several “female-friendly” products, most of them pink and involving some way of “helping” us to loose weight.

      Thanks for your kind words and for reading and commenting!

  4. usmell March 31, 2014 at 3:17 am #

    Fujitsus laptop were designed by women engineers for women. Just proves how feminazi the usa has become

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